Vampire Homework

Read this good and short (for The New Yorker) history of vampire literature. Discuss with your friends and colleagues. Send us your comments.


A 1928 advertisement for a play of Bram Stoker’s story.

Undead is a group exhibition inspired by braineaters and bloodsuckers. On view from October 7 - 31, 2009 in the Telephone Room Gallery. Viewable by appointment almost anytime—email us at thetelephoneroom@gmail.com.

Soundtrack to Your Life

If you've been searching for a soundtrack to your life lately, and if you fear zombies, then this might be the song for you:


www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6vnM9I7HIo

Undead is a group exhibition inspired by braineaters and bloodsuckers. On view from October 7 - 31, 2009 in the Telephone Room Gallery. Viewable by appointment almost anytime—don't be scared, email us at thetelephoneroom@gmail.com.

Survival Skills

Like any good guidance counsellor, the Telephone Room Gallery wants you to be prepared for life and art. And like any good guidance counsellor knows, the best way to be prepared is to take a multiple choice quiz. Take a good hard look at yourself and ask yourself What are your chances of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse? (It's a multiple choice quiz actually, not just a single question.)

Depending on your results from the above quiz, you will now probably need more information about how to defend yourself and how to create a zombie survival kit. If you're in a hurry, just add a weapon to your FEMA basic survival kit. If you want to survive, read on:

• everything zombies: www.zombiehub.com/zombie-survival-kit.html
• includes videos: www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com
• from a medical viewpoint: www.medicalsuppliesblog.com/2009/08/18/zombie-survival-kit-your-line-of-defense-against-zombies (dedicated to "discussing and comparing the best medical supplies and equipment")

Undead is a group exhibition inspired by braineaters and bloodsuckers. On view from October 7 - 31, 2009 in the Telephone Room Gallery. Viewable by appointment almost anytime—don't be scared, email us at thetelephoneroom@gmail.com.

There's a day for everything

What better day to start our month of Undead blog posts than World Zombie Day!?!
Yes, today, October 11, 2009, is World Zombie Day.
www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bal-ae.mo.zombies09oct09,0,415347.story


If you're like Heide, you should probably read the Wikipedia entries for vampires and zombies. Or maybe search the archives of The New Yorker (more on that later).

If you're like Marty and Ellen, supplementary reading on zombies and vampires won't be necessary.

Undead is a group exhibition inspired by braineaters and bloodsuckers. On view from October 7 - 31, 2009 in the Telephone Room Gallery. Viewable by appointment almost anytime—don't be scared, email us at thetelephoneroom@gmail.com.

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

What's that ever-so-slowly shuffling its way toward you? It's the UNDEAD!

Undead: a group exhibition inspired by braineaters and bloodsuckers opens this week at the Telephone Room Gallery!

You'll see new names along with some familiar TRG contributors, and we'll be distributing a special, very limited edition companion publication to the exhibition.

It all happens at the opening, this Wednesday from 5 - 9 pm, only at the Telephone Room Gallery!

But remember: beware The Vampire Lovers....



Undead is a group exhibition inspired by braineaters and bloodsuckers. On view from October 7 - 31, 2009 in the Telephone Room Gallery. Viewable by appointment almost anytime—don't be scared, email us at thetelephoneroom@gmail.com.

14 Days of LEGO: Day 14

We made it!

The Telephone Room Gallery is celebrating the last of our 14-day LEGO blogging spectacular with some live blogging from the opening of our LEGO Show!

Thanks to everyone who has come by today. For those of you who haven't, here's what you're missing:


IT'S THE CLAWR! (created by Ellen Ito)

If you didn't make it tonight, remember that you can always email us to set up a private viewing appointment. The LEGO Show will be up through September 30, 2010.

14 Days of Lego: Days 12, 13

Here at the Telephone Room Gallery, we are very busy getting ready for the upcoming opening of our LEGO Show. So busy, in fact, that we never got the blog post up for Day 12 of our 14-day LEGO-related countdown!

As an apology for yesterdays omission, we've provided a double-dose of LEGO fun: the brick house and the outhouse. The first, a link sent in by an astute Telephone Room Gallery follower, is an immense building project being undertaken in the UK.



The second is a sneak-peak of one of the works from The Telephone Room's very own LEGO Show, part of a special series by Dan Creamer.



Come by tomorrow after 6 pm to see everything we've created, or to make something yourself! Remember, you can always email for directions or to set up an individual viewing appointment.